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unbendiecowfish

Absolute embarrasement today

I had to pour water over my drivers door lock and between the door and the rear quarter to get into Rosie today. Major emabarressment when I got to work, the bloody thing had frozen over and I had to be let out of my car, by someone pouring more warm water over the drivers door again. Any tips to stop the locks from freezing up, I have heard that vaseline on the door lock and catch helps, any truth in this?

Martin
roadsterbloke

vaseline!!!!   i was never confused,  
Tetley

..lol. poor you .. thats never happend to me before .. I did find it hard opening my door yesterday tho
unbendiecowfish

I get it quite often where they do freeze shut, but never had them refreeze on a journey.  

Martin
5Alive

Well i googled it and got quite a few interesting answers  

First off, do you have a dog ?

and are you ok with holding it's willy ?

If not,

the usual solutions apply, eg pouring/spraying lubricants in, getting one of those heat key things, or borrowing a hair dryer, portable or on a long extension.

I'm sure my fellow Members will have some useful tips too.
unbendiecowfish

Thanks Clive, no dog but I do have a tom cat, problem though, very small willy and God tom cats wee, boy it stinks. Hopefully more tips will be more forth coming.

Martin

5Alive wrote:
Well i googled it and got quite a few interesting answers  

First off, do you have a dog ?

and are you ok with holding it's willy ?

If not,

the usual solutions apply, eg pouring/spraying lubricants in, getting one of those heat key things, or borrowing a hair dryer, portable or on a long extension.

I'm sure my fellow Members will have some useful tips too.
Tetley

..lol.. Clive    
roadsterbloke

small willy's only become a problem when ya'v got big hands,

how about mixing a small amount of salt in with the water ?
unbendiecowfish

How about salty vaseline and this has nothing to do with your last post about the two guys playing squash.

roadsterbloke wrote:
small willy's only become a problem when ya'v got big hands,

how about mixing a small amount of salt in with the water ?
roadsterbloke

unbendiecowfish wrote:
How about salty vaseline and this has nothing to do with your last post about the two guys playing squash.

roadsterbloke wrote:
small willy's only become a problem when ya'v got big hands,

how about mixing a small amount of salt in with the water ?



     
Froglet

roadsterbloke wrote:
small willy's only become a problem when ya'v got big hands,



Ahhh, got used to it now babe? lol!  
roadsterbloke

i do like a woman with small hands,


   

its much easier for them to pick my nose  
Froglet

I will have a look at your wife's hands next time, just to check they are big! So little hands make it look bigger???? ahhh.



Ps, we are ruining this sensible thread, sorry!
roadsterbloke

small hands always make my nose look big
mxavo

just put it in int garage !!!
unbendiecowfish

I was hoping for a cheaper solution. Firstly, I would need to move house as I do not have the land to build a garage. After I had bought my new house, I would need to get someone to draw up some plans, submit them to the council, once agreed arrange a builder to build it for me, then it would be problem solved, as you can see a bit more expense than I wanted. I am also being a tad sarcastic.

Regards Martin
mxavo

thats OK so was I.....what else would a Yorkshireman be !!!!!

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