Ben
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It just had to be in Wigan! I was in Wigan the other day and I needed some tungsten tipped screws, I stopped at the side of the road to ask an old fella:
"Excuse me Sir, is there a B&Q in Wigan?"
He thought for a few seconds and replied: "W I G A N. Wigan. No b or q as far as I recall."
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